The Ferrari Joke
A man wanted to buy a new car so he bought a newspaper and looked in the classified section. He found an advertisement which said "New Ferrari for sale only $500!" This is a very cheap price for a new Ferrari. He thought it may be a joke but he decided to investigate.
He went to the house to see the car. A woman answered the door and she led him into the garage. There, infront of him was a new Ferrari.
"Wow!" the man said, "Can I take it for a test drive?"
"Yes you can," answered the lady. He got into the car and then drove it for 10 or 15 minutes. To his surprise he found that the car was perfect.
When he returned to the lady's house, he asked her, "Why are you selling me this great Ferrari for only $500?"
Then the lady replied with a laugh, "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me, 'You can have the house and the furniture, just sell my Ferrari and send me the money.' "